Meet Dr. Marie Catherine Klarkowski, our favouritist dentist in the whole wide world! While most dentists would ask us to man up during an excruciating dental procedure, Dr. Marie has found the perfect way to put us at ease – by distracting us with her lovely lady lumps and legs!

Dr. Marie, a dentist in Munich, bought low-cut “dirndl” dresses with tight bodices that work like a push-up bra for herself and nurses as a way to distract patients as she works on their chompers. According to Dr. Marie, she got the idea when she noticed how men drooled over waitresses at the annual Oktoberfest. The sight of cleavages, according to the witty dentist, “gets patients narcotised and distracted from the pain rather quickly.”

Of course, Dr. Marie said she received a third more patients since she implemented the idea. Go on, take a guess how many of them are hot-blooded males. Pervs!