‘Tis the season to be depressed. Back when you and FHM were kids, we used December 25 as just another excuse to con someone into getting us the latest Megazord, Mighty Max or Monopoly. No more – the Duracell Toy Report says that the top 3 requested Christmas presents this year are all from Apple.

That’s right: kids these days want gadgets, not toys. It doesn’t help that the survey also revealed that three out of five parents would buy their kids anything to shut them up.

Christmas is dead. Excuse us while we get drunk on eggnog.

(via The Telegraph)