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The First Lady of France, the extremely hot former pop star Carla Bruni, and the First Lady of Spain, Princess Letizia, are two of the hottest First Ladies in the world, hands down. But don’t ask us who’s hotter though, ‘cos frankly, FHM has no idea. Especially when we have a picture like this:

That’s some royal behinds, right there! Oh in case you are wondering, the lady in blue is Carla while the lady in red is Princess Letizia.

VIDEO: Ever been in a situation where you find yourself wondering if you should go in for the kiss or just wait til she sends you an invite? Thankfully for you, we just might have the solution to that problem. Although we would tell you to stick to your instincts, we don’t trust ourselves enough.

Sure, you get exceptional quality if you buy an original DVD. And the subtitles are so spot on you’ll think it has an accent. But here’s the reason why sometimes pirated DVDs are still the best bet:

Thinking of what to get your girl for your first year anniversary? Please don’t say sexy red lingerie because they are so 90s. Here’s an idea: what about an underwear for two?

They are called Fundies and they have been around for more than 20 years. Which probably meant that A LOT of people have actually bought them and tried it at home. And yes, they were most probably built so that you lovebirds can share your STDs with each other. In case you’re interested, you can get them at Shop In Private.

VIDEO: So, your three-year-old niece has been beating you at Tic-Tac-Toe? Relax, your niece is no Jedi; there’s a simple trick that will help you not lose another Tic-Tac-Toe game ever again.

Have you been on iTunes and you look at this app and go, “What the f**k is this app for?” While it’s no secret that iTunes is littered with thousands of useless, pointless and utter ridiculous apps, Mashable scoured the Interwebs for some really ridiculous and unnecessary iPhone accessories that only the true gadget-addict would consider a good investment.

1. iPhone TV Hat
For when you need to catch an episode of ‘Desperate Housewives’ when, we don’t know, you’re out barbequeing? Seriously? A TV hat?

2. Freehands Gloves
You know you have a problem – a serious one – when you need a glove especially for an iPhone during winter. Be careful of frostbite!

3. iPhone Gadget Holster
If you thought a belt clip was bad, take a look at this gadget holster. We have to say, it does make you look like a cop, if that’s any consolation.

4. iPhone Windshield Wiper
For when you cry while watching ‘Desperate Housewives’ during a barbecue party.

(More at Mashable)

You know how people tell you not to judge a book by its cover? With the saying in mind, take a look at this piano. It looks like a piano, smells like a piano, and most probably taste like a piano, so it’s a piano, right? You are wrong, dear friends. Behold people, the coolest piano in the world:

Remember that shaving helmet hoax that we told you about in our April issue? You know, the one that fooled some of the world’s media (yep, we’re looking at you Huffington Post) ? Here it be…

VIDEO: Everything about this video is supposed to be awesome. Super car? Check. Hot bikini girl? Check. But we weren’t counting on her to be wearing a mask and to be molested by a trumpet. Seriously: double-you. tee. eff.

You walk into a Lego store somewhere in One Utama and you see this really neat Ferrari Lego set that runs on batteries and has a real engine, but the sales boy goes, “Sorry sir, that one is for adults only!” You know what? He is wrong! These Lego sets are for adults:

(Photos courtesy of Jean Yves Lemoigne)

Ladies, there’s something we guys have always wanted to tell you since the invention of time: yes, we have been blessed with the talent to pee standing up, but it’s difficult being a man, and it really takes Jedi powers to be able to control our special little light sabre. As illustrated by Damn LOL:

VIDEO: You are wondering why France is the sexiest and the most romantic country in the world? These French girls will show you are the reason why.