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VIDEO: It was awesome when Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn did it, and it will be awesome when you do it. You just need to know how. Bow to us, young Padawans, for FHM will teach you how to successfully crash a wedding.

When you lay your hands on a smartphone for the first time, you’ll feel like you have the Holy Grail in your hands. You feel like you can do anything with it, even launching a nuke at North Korea. But then, you know something is bound to go wrong. Cracked list down the six stages of owning a smartphone, which is really true, damn them:

VIDEO: Maybe the snake thought it saw a melon. Or an egg hidden somewhere inside her bra. We don’t know. What we know is that it’s gotta hurt.

VIDEO: Fireworks are fun…until they explode too low and set the entire neighborhood’s car alarms off!

We are suckers for creative – and sexy – stuff. Like, if you show us a video of a monkey performing somersaults while singing  Auld Lang Syne, we will be clapping our hands and laughing uncontrollably like excited three-year-olds. Which is why we have decided to share with you some of the more creative and funny toilet signs captured around the world:

A Taj Mahal silhouette put to good use

At least they warned ya

Because people do fish in the washroom

(More at Funzu)

VIDEO: Behold, the premise of the movie Rubber: A tyre suddenly comes to life and has telepathic powers to destroy anything. Genius.

VIDEO: As demonstrated by this creepy Japanese dude. Boy, he must have had lots of practice.

Like, literally in reverse. The lads at an online car forum had some fun with Photoshop and came up with some bizarre modifications of automobiles. We’re sure there’s a lot more humour to be found in the 14 pages, but we just don’t get the  inside jokes. We’re not Jeremy Clarkson, okay?

See all the backward cars at Finalgear

Ever wondered what is taking your girlfriend so long in the washroom? Like really, really, really, really, ridiculously long? Perhaps this will explain why:

OK, we’ll cut to the chase and tell you what your mom doesn’t have the heart to tell you: you’re not a Jedi. You see, not everyone can be as cool as a Jedi, or a Sith Lord for that matter. Before you enroll into the Star Wars Academy, complete the test below to see which Star Wars career path suits you best:

VIDEO: Let us tell you one thing; it’s not always easy to score a basket in basketball. But this kid took an air ball to a whole different level, and we forgive him for missing a full-court shot because it is too darn funny. An F for attempted shot, A+ for accuracy.

VIDEO: Barcelona, Real Madrid and Manchester United fans have nothing on these guys. The coolest part is: the little fellas who are playing in the match are only 12. Who would’ve thought they have such a strong following?