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Remember the guy who built a miniature house using matchsticks? Yeah, us neither. But what about the guy who built an entire Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

An artist who goes by the name of Patrick Acton created this monster using more than 602,000 matchsticks. By the time the poor man finished the final building – the Clock Tower building, it had taken him nearly three years to build. Three freakin’, agonising years.

The matchsticks are held together with 15 gallons of carpenter’s wood glue, and this Hogwarts is Acton’s largest matchstick model to date. He’d better not sneeze. Just saying.

VIDEO: Put on your tin hats and prepare for a possible invasion! Video clips of a purported UFO hovering over Jerusalem’s iconic Dome of the Rock have created a huge ruckus online after the clips made their way onto the Interwebs. Recorded by FOUR different people in Jerusalem early February, all four clips show a round, bright object hovering over the landmark before rocketing upwards. Is it too soon to cue ‘The X-Files’ theme song?

For those of you who have long dreamt of, umm, licking Daniel Craig’s James Bond abs, well, now you can actually do that. We present to you: the Daniel Craig popsicle!

In honour of National Ice Cream Week in the UK, British company Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies asked more than a 1,000 women online who is sexy – and yummy! – enough to appear as a popsicle, and a majority of them voted on Mr. Suave, Daniel. According to Del Monte, the frozen treat comes in blueberry, pomegranate, and cranberry flavors and is under 100 calories each. The only setback? It’s only available in the UK. Bummer!

Oh, Del Monte, any chance of you making a Megan Fox popsicle?

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In the March issue of FHM…

All Tom Pickles and Sarah Harrington wanted to do was to spend a day kayaking on the foggy waters of Lake Windermere in England – only for them to come face-to-face with England’s version of the Loch Ness monster! And thanks to Tom’s cat-like reflexes in whipping out his phone, point and shoot, they have now captured what experts are calling the “the best evidence of the monster yet.”

Both Tom and Sarah were kayaking on the lake, the site of eight previous sighting, as part of a team building exercise with his IT company when he saw an animal the size of three cars speed past him on the lake and no, we are pretty sure it wasn’t Spongebob.

He said: “It was petrifying and we paddled back to the shore straight away. At first I thought it was a dog and then saw it was much bigger and moving really quickly at about 10mph. Each hump was moving in a rippling motion and it was swimming fast.

“Its skin was like a seal’s but it’s shape was completely abnormal – it’s not like any animal I’ve ever seen before.”

To add to the dramatic effect, Tom’s picture perfectly matches the description by journalism lecturer Steve Burnip of an earlier sighting from the shores of Wray Castle back in 2006.

VIDEO: We’ll admit; we thought the first teaser trailer for ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ was a bit meh. Where was Bumblebee? Where was Optimus? More importantly, where was Rosie Huntington-Whitely? Thankfully, the second teaser trailer aired during the Super Bowl answered our prayers. This is what a trailer should look like!

Meet Dr. Marie Catherine Klarkowski, our favouritist dentist in the whole wide world! While most dentists would ask us to man up during an excruciating dental procedure, Dr. Marie has found the perfect way to put us at ease – by distracting us with her lovely lady lumps and legs!

Dr. Marie, a dentist in Munich, bought low-cut “dirndl” dresses with tight bodices that work like a push-up bra for herself and nurses as a way to distract patients as she works on their chompers. According to Dr. Marie, she got the idea when she noticed how men drooled over waitresses at the annual Oktoberfest. The sight of cleavages, according to the witty dentist, “gets patients narcotised and distracted from the pain rather quickly.”

Of course, Dr. Marie said she received a third more patients since she implemented the idea. Go on, take a guess how many of them are hot-blooded males. Pervs!

Dear Statue of Liberty, you may be the most famous statue in the whole wide world, but you ain’t got anything on the statue the people of Detroit are currently rallying to build: RoboCop!

It all started when the people of Detroit proposed an idea to erect a statue of RoboCop, which was rejected by its Mayor, one Dave Bing. Down but not out, the hardcore Robo fans took to the internet where they created a Facebook group in hopes of raising $50,000 in the next 45 days so that a local artist, Jerry Paffendorf, have enough to build a “a giant solid metal permanent sculpture.”

According to Paffendorf, if completed, the RoboCop statue would become part of the Imagination Station – “a blighted Roosevelt Park home turned public art project”. Probably because he didn’t anyone to think he’s a jackass, Bing’s spokeswoman, Karen Dumas, told the Detroit Free Press that the mayor would consider using public land for a donated RoboCop statue.

If you’re huge RoboCop fan, click here to help Detroit build the RoboCop statue. The future needs you.

‘Tis the season to be depressed. Back when you and FHM were kids, we used December 25 as just another excuse to con someone into getting us the latest Megazord, Mighty Max or Monopoly. No more – the Duracell Toy Report says that the top 3 requested Christmas presents this year are all from Apple.

That’s right: kids these days want gadgets, not toys. It doesn’t help that the survey also revealed that three out of five parents would buy their kids anything to shut them up.

Christmas is dead. Excuse us while we get drunk on eggnog.

(via The Telegraph)

Fancy seeing what is in our December issue using the medium of the moving image? Yeah, you do.

The December issue is out now! Oh yes it is…