FHM

Dammit! How many more of these did that web-monkey not post? We’re really sorry for the extreme delay. FHM Malaysia introduced Maria Eriksson to you in our August 2011 issue. We’re so two-thousand-and-late.

To check out more – and we do mean more - of Maria Eriksson, visit her website. No, seriously – check it out now. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

(Photography: Sean Eng. Photo assistants: Wai Teng, Loong. Stylist: Grace Kue. Hair & make-up: Joey Yap. Location: Studio 31)

One more from the “what the hell is this still doing here?” pile. If you forgot – and we’re sure you did – we featured her in our June 2011 issue. Yes, yes, we’re tardy.

For more “muy caliente” awesomeness, check out Claudia Salina’s official website

Yes, yes, we know we’re a staggering eight months late. A thousand apologies, but our web-monkey kept flinging poo at us. We’ve replaced it with a penguin. They’re more polite. We hope.

But, as promised, we’ve got more smokin’ hot photos of Karen Bordador plus an interview that should make you forgive our tardiness. Enjoy!

Check out more Karen Bordador at her official Facebook fanpage

(Photography: Brandon Wong. Art Direction: Grace Kue. Hair and make-up: Mae Foo. Location: Studio 31)

VIDEO: Enjoy Esther and Baby G’s pics? Course you did. But sometimes still images just don’t do it, especially when there is some sizzling dancing going on. Observe…

In many ways, it was the perfect evening. Free Carlsberg, loads of mates and GND winner Esther Tan strutting her funky stuff on stage for our viewing pleasure. Big thanks also to the world’s sexiest choreographer Baby G for joining Esther and doubling the hotness quota.

We at FHM are big fans of chesticles, but at times, we have to admit that too much silicon can be a real turn off. Meet Sheyla Hershey from Brazil – the proud owner of the world’s largest breasts with a staggering, and not to mention life-threatening, bra size of 38 KKK!

The 28-year-old underwent 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breasty dumplings. Back in May 2009, after eight surgeries and one freakin’ gallon of silicone implanted into her knockers, she was a size 34 FFF. But that wasn’t enough for her; but a Texas law states that a woman’s breasts can’t be too big for the fear of her life. So what did she do? She went to Brazil and finally achieved boobie immortality.

VIDEO: This dude called out the super sexy Jessica Alba to a stare competition, and guess what? Jessica Alba responded. And let us tell you that we have no problem staring at Jess’ pretty face because we…OHMAIGAWD, go away dirty thoughts!

VIDEO: The “Mets” are a team from New York, so we hear, and the 2011 Major League Baseball starts tomorrow, apparently. Who cares? You just want to know who this Tehmeena Afzal is. Head on over to her official website, and thank us later.

VIDEO: Because washing your car in slippers, shorts and a Pagoda singlet is not sexy at all. So, take a lesson from Playboy playmates and do your neighbours a favour, will ya? We’re talking to you, girls!

You know how some mean people say those who have nice voices are usually – how do we say this gently? – not very nice-looking in person? Well, that’s not really entirely true, according to MSN Sport Malaysia, because we love our women! They have listed down 12 of the world’s sexiest chicks who watch and talk sports for a living. And yes, good friends, such specimens do exist.

Like for example, meet Leeann Tweeden, a correspondent for NBC’s ‘Poker after Dark’. Yes, poker! Ms. Leeann used to be a Hooters girl, and in 2008, she was inducted into the ‘The Top Hooters Girls of All Time’ hall of fame.

And then we have Ms. Erin Andrews, arguably the most famous female sportscaster on the face of the planet. The blonde bombshell was named ‘America’s Sexiest Sportscaster’ in 2007 and 2008 by Playboy magazine, and one of the most searched personalities on the Internet.

Last but not least, meet Ms. Sara Carbonero, the ‘Sexiest Reporter in the World’ according to our big brother FHM USA. The 27-year-old hottie with the smoldering eyes and kiss-worthy lips caused quite a stir at last year’s World Cup when the Spanish media accused her of distracting her boyfriend, Spanish goalkeeper Iker Casillas, on the pitch. All we want to say is; she can distract us anytime she wants.

(More at MSN Sport Malaysia)

Because  you like, love and lust her so much, we’ve got more online-only exclusive photos of Kim Lee for you. You’re welcome.

We also asked her a lot more questions too hot for print, so be sure to check it out in our lil’ chat session with her. Try to guess which one is her…

Who cares if she got fired from ‘Transformers 3′ when we can still ogle at  her hot, thread-less curves? Our favourite poster girl Megan Fox has decided to ditch her clothes again for a new set of Armani underwear and jeans ads. Here’s more good news: a little birdie told us that more sexy shots of Megan will be released sometime March. Please excuse us for a minute; we need to go to the washroom.