FHM

In the past, FHM has always been disappointed with home exercise videos. They are always hosted and done by hot women, but their gym outfits are such teases. Revealing, but covered up enough. Sexy, but conservative enough. Well this grey-area sexiness is no more. FHM is proud to introduce to you Zuzana, who wears nothing but tights and a sports bra (sometimes less) in her videos.

But the certified personal trainer from the Czech Republic hasn’t released any tapes – no, she’s 21st century, gents! She’s uploaded 464 videos (and counting) on YouTube. She also has her own website BODYROCK.tv, where she interacts with a global community of muscular, attractive people.

Let’s just say that  you’ll be sweating and panting after you watch her videos, even if you don’t know your bicep from your quadriceps.

VIDEO: Well, not you exactly. Unless you happen to be a jet-setting broad who can’t stop getting your freak on. This is Enrique’s latest music video, and while the censored name of the song is ‘Tonight, I’m Loving You’, the uncensored title is way less subtle. Let’s just say it has a word that replaces ‘loving’ that rhymes with ‘lucking’.

What does the song sound like? Um, this video works in mute just as well. But we swear that Enrique boshes at least 100 women here. He has inspired us to adopt more Spanish-sounding names. Our editor is now Miguel Burgessa.

Anne Hathaway is in a new movie. It’s called Love & Other Drugs. She’s naked in it.

We probably will never see this movie in cinemas (so we’ll have to resort to… trailers). But we can console ourselves with these Entertainment Weekly covers. You might have seen them on newsstands everywhere. But did you know there’s not just one cover:

There’s another one:

And ooh boy, another one:

And we’ll throw this in for good measure:

And ignore that hairy ape next to her, we have no idea why he’s there.

VIDEO: She’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend. And she wishes you a very ‘Merry Christmas’, in red-and-white lingerie, lots of prancing, lots of smiling.

We feel a little warmer inside. Our bells have been jingled.

VIDEO: “If they want to try and see what I’ve got under my bikini, they’re welcome to.”

Quote of the year. Come over to our office, and we’ll definitely see what’s under that black stringy thang.

PS. She’s doing this, by the way, to prove a point about the new American laws on airport security checks. Great point. We’re quitting our jobs to work in any US airport as we speak.

Tron: Legacy is opening in cinemas soon. It has cool special effects, action action action, Jeff Bridges.

Who cares? Only that Olivia Wilde is in it, and she’s ready for her closeup. Case in point:

She’s been doing photoshoots for magazines recently. Lots of them involve the bed:

The frontseat of a car:

And your kitchen:

We can’t wait to bond with Tron.

(via Details)

VIDEO: Have you ever wondered why the girls in your office wear three layers of clothing to fight the air-con coolness? Why don’t they just embrace it? Why don’t they learn from this kitty cat, who braves the harsh winters by wearing a bikini and serving coffee? That’s one way to warm our hearts. Not to mention other parts as well.

VIDEO: Depressed? Nothing will cheer you up better than seeing a hot Japanese girl eating a watermelon. In 10 seconds.

It works. We have been watching this every 10 minutes. We are now considerably happier.

To boldly go where no swimsuit has gone before…

Wait, isn’t that a Star Trek reference? Sorry we were a little distracted by the C3PO one-piece. Of course we know our science fiction ref…

Hubba-hubba. So say we all.

(via Black Milk)

Are you depressed this Christmas season? Does every girl run away when you’re under the mistletoe? Is the only present you received from yourself?

Cheer up, sport – the Cup Size Choir is here to jingle your bells.

And if you push their buttons right, you can make them sing any song you want. Ho ho ho!

VIDEO: Three things we learnt while watching the heavenly Marisa Miller recently grace Conan O’Brien’s new TV show:

1. She was named Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM – um, that’s us – and she still can’t afford clothes that cover her properly. Poor girl.

2. She turns Conan into a drooling, incoherent fanboy for a few seconds.

3. Lucky Conan.

VIDEO: Well, not sing. More like lip-sync to Katy Perry’s ‘Firework’. All the better to focus on more important matters, like their dancing, prancing, kiss-blowing, bra-wearing posing. We were smiling the whole way through. We think you will too.