Dammit! How many more of these did that web-monkey not post? We’re really sorry for the extreme delay. FHM Malaysia introduced Maria Eriksson to you in our August 2011 issue. We’re so two-thousand-and-late.

To check out more – and we do mean more - of Maria Eriksson, visit her website. No, seriously – check it out now. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

(Photography: Sean Eng. Photo assistants: Wai Teng, Loong. Stylist: Grace Kue. Hair & make-up: Joey Yap. Location: Studio 31)

One more from the “what the hell is this still doing here?” pile. If you forgot – and we’re sure you did – we featured her in our June 2011 issue. Yes, yes, we’re tardy.

For more “muy caliente” awesomeness, check out Claudia Salina’s official website

Yes, yes, we know we’re a staggering eight months late. A thousand apologies, but our web-monkey kept flinging poo at us. We’ve replaced it with a penguin. They’re more polite. We hope.

But, as promised, we’ve got more smokin’ hot photos of Karen Bordador plus an interview that should make you forgive our tardiness. Enjoy!

Check out more Karen Bordador at her official Facebook fanpage

(Photography: Brandon Wong. Art Direction: Grace Kue. Hair and make-up: Mae Foo. Location: Studio 31)

Have you voted for your Most Wanted Woman in Malaysia yet?…

Heading to the moon? Why not grab a beer and watch the meteorites fly by? Thanks to two booze companies, Saber Astronautics Australia and the Four Pines Brewing Company, you may soon be able to get drunk in space!

According to the Four Pines Brewing Company, the first zero-gravity beer will be named Vostok, after the first manned space flight in 1961. The idea of making a beer that can be consumed in space came about when Dr Jason Held – director of Saber Astronautics Australia and a regular drunkard at the local bar – discussed the possibility of coming up with a beer that will retain full-flavour no matter how long the flight duration is.

So, the spacemen from Saber’s first goal was to develop a recipe that people could enjoy comfortably, and they came up with a high-flavoured beer as a baseline recipe to ensure that space travellers could enjoy the full flavour of the smoky Irish style stout. We think Martians would love it too.

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The First Lady of France, the extremely hot former pop star Carla Bruni, and the First Lady of Spain, Princess Letizia, are two of the hottest First Ladies in the world, hands down. But don’t ask us who’s hotter though, ‘cos frankly, FHM has no idea. Especially when we have a picture like this:

That’s some royal behinds, right there! Oh in case you are wondering, the lady in blue is Carla while the lady in red is Princess Letizia.

VIDEO: Ever been in a situation where you find yourself wondering if you should go in for the kiss or just wait til she sends you an invite? Thankfully for you, we just might have the solution to that problem. Although we would tell you to stick to your instincts, we don’t trust ourselves enough.

Sure, you get exceptional quality if you buy an original DVD. And the subtitles are so spot on you’ll think it has an accent. But here’s the reason why sometimes pirated DVDs are still the best bet:

VIDEO: It was awesome when Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn did it, and it will be awesome when you do it. You just need to know how. Bow to us, young Padawans, for FHM will teach you how to successfully crash a wedding.