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True story: we have a friend on Facebook who posts hundreds and hundreds of pictures of her cat licking its genitals. We’re not down on cats per se, but we really don’t give that much of a damn about the cat, let alone how often it licks its privates.

There are some things you shouldn’t take pictures of, and this is one of them because, really, no one cares. The Oatmeal lists down seven more things that you shouldn’t really take pictures of, which includes the following:

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VIDEO: Because honestly, some people do need to learn how to write better statuses -   not all of us would like to know what you had for lunch or that you’re updating your Facebook status from the loo.

VIDEO: Mystery. Murder. Adultery. Revenge. Twitter. Facebook. Tumblr. Craigslist. WTF?

One of the FHM staff-ers is a big fan of the film genre called “noir”. You might have seen it before: it’s black-and-white, gritty and usually involves crime, women and jazz music. The guys at Indie Machines did a short noir film called Hard Boiled, and it’s based on the world of social network sites. It’s actually really good. After all, you can’t watch lolcat videos all the time, right?

“I guess I’m the only cop who knows how Foursquare works.”

You gotta love Facebook. It brings out the best in the ladies.

There’s a new craze going around the site that encourages women to post status messages that begin with “I like it on the…” You can visit the fan page here, and read naughty answers such as:

I like it on the table.

I like it on the stairs.

I like it hanging from a hook on a table in a restaurant.

Alas, these are just replies to where women like to put their handbags. And it’s to raise awareness for breast cancer. What do bags and boobs have in common? Nothing. Still, we like it sitting in front of a computer.

(via Telegraph)

We’re the most happening people in the world! Online, anyway. According to a recent survey by TNS, a market research group with more than 60 years of experience, Malaysians have an average of 233 friends on social networking websites – the most in their survey.  Of course, we might also be the biggest losers in the world, because the survey also found that Malaysians spend the most time on social network websites: nine hours per week. Hey, at least we work for our online friends, right? Malaysia Boleh!

(via TNS)