FHM

VIDEO: First, an iPhone app. Now, a backyard shenanigan. A group of very bored guys, we presume, brought our favourite app Angry Birds to life when they build structures using wood and rubbish cans, and then launching makeshift Angry Birds at them. It might look a little bit dumb, but the effort is worth a solid A+.

VIDEO: You think it’s all happy children, happy singing and happy dancing? Think again…

VIDEO: Kids these days and their Facebooks – they’re up to no good! And parents just don’t know how to deal with it. But not this uncle – he found out about his nephew’s shenanigans and dealt with it in the simplest way known to man – he whooped his ass.

Quote of the year: “Well, this ass-whoopin’ ain’t gonna be fake.”

VIDEO: Got 30 minutes to spare? Don’t read a book, watch this spoof of the secret society movies you always see every year. This is the Agents of Secret Stuff. Short for A.S.S. And our hero has an Honorary Operative License Entitlement. In short, H.O.L.E. And there’s a cute Asian chick.

This is gonna be goood.

VIDEO: You will never be more metal than her. Never. Ever.

RRRRUUUUOOOOAAAARRRGGGGHHHH. Cough.

VIDEO: Ahhh, our favourite country. The Japanese really know how to make a guest feel welcome. You know, a hot cup of green tea, a plate of sushi, a chick decked in a bra that tells you the must-see tourist sites in the country. Oh, and there’s a button you can press on the bra that shouts out greetings.

Malaysia Truly Asia? Meh. Give us Japan, the Land for the Man.

VIDEO: While we’re waiting for Wonder Woman and Bikini Chick, we present the latest female super hero caper. Why, it’s none other than.. *drumroll*

Blubberella!

That’s just the greatest name for a super hero in history. Next to Tina Twin Peaks.

VIDEO: And they say men only have sex on our minds. Tsk tsk ladies.

VIDEO: Have you checked out the awesome story on how to by a 1960s Batmobile in the latest issue of FHM? No? Well get your ass to a bookstore now! We’ll wait…

Read it yet? Good. If you’re wondering what the fuss is about Batman from the 1960s, this video should give you a pretty good idea.

VIDEO: Conan O’Brien has a new TV show coming soon. Did he stand in front of a camera and crack a joke? Did he use cheesy titles in bold fonts across the screen? Did he just pash Carmen Electra (wait, why didn’t he…)?

None of the above. Instead, he packed a car with explosives and drove it off a cliff himself. Take that Jay Leno. And let’s see what you’ve got, RTM.

VIDEO: Panda bears: cute, cuddly and endangered. Who doesn’t love them? But it turns out, they have a dark side hidden beneath all that adorable fur.

Nah, just kidding. The video is a collection of the best ads for Panda Cheese from Egypt. The creepiness of the panda just makes it even more hilarious.

VIDEO: We’re pissed. Really, really pissed. Because it seems some people in Australia can’t get with the times, and want to shut down the country’s first topless hair salon. Where men go for haircuts by naked chicks who just want to make a decent living with their God-given assets. And people are worried about bloody safety concerns? FOOLS! Go back to saving the whales, will yeah?