FHM

VIDEO: This kid has got it right folks. Who wants a stupid book for Christmas? Might as well just give us a dog’s kidney instead. We want a PS3, a sword and the latest issue of FHM (See what we did there? And FHM is not a book. Like any of you buy it for the read anyways).

VIDEO: Guys, we have a new anthem. We just need someone to sing this with.

Anyone? Kak?

And if you still haven’t watched the video, it has Blake Lively and Jessica Alba. Otherwise known as the Twin Towers of FHM.

VIDEO: There is one thing men can’t stand about women. No, not hairy armpits. It’s PMS. They blame everything on it – being late, throwing a hissy-fit, wars. And it looks like this woman has a major PMS problem. That’s the only explanation. Because if it isn’t… we’re screwed. And not in the most pleasurable of ways.

VIDEO: Oh man, we are excited to ask our marketing manager to try this later and… What? You can’t increase your boob size like this in real life? You’ve got to be joking. Ads these days.

VIDEO: He’s the President of the USA. And he has a devastating kick. He is so cool, he can make teh tarik ais by dipping his pinky finger in water.

VIDEO: Ladies and gentleman, we believe we have found the greatest game show ever made. And, surprise, it comes from the Land of Awesomeness: Japan.

Concept: Stare at the jugs of a fetching Jap chick for the longest time in public. Winner gets the glory, fame and maybe a chance to take said chick on a romp-alicious night.

Our minds have been blown. We’re officially moving our team to Japan. Milkbombs, cleavage and public ogling, here we come…

VIDEO: We’ve always been a bit befuddled by this whole 1Malaysia deal. What does it look like? All of us holding hands in a circle singing ‘Negaraku’?

Or is it like 1Spain, where thousands of people gather to make human castles the size of the Twin Towers? Epic work dudes. We dream of organising something like this. Especially if we gather a bunch of our GNDs in cheerleading outfits and place them on our shoulders. Mmm.