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According to a survey of 1,000 people, this is the funniest joke ever:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Do you agree? If not, send us your best jokes in the comments below, then read the other 49 “best jokes ever” at Newslite.tv

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They both have a wet nose.

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He asked Bridge if he could check under his bed.

JOKE: We’re loving this joke about a Singaporean grandpa going into a nursing home in JB. Thanks to Yap Shoke Lui for sending it. Top work, fella!