Everybody wants to know how to make the perfect drink, but nobody has time for bartending school. Or even reading the damn recipe book, for that matter. You’ll defiantly mix a piss-poor concoction and you will like it, alright?

Stop whining. We know you guys are visuals-oriented, so give thanks for Fabio Rex. The illustrator from Sao Paolo Brazil has come up with a bunch of really cool infographics that give you the breakdowns on how to make the world’s most popular alcoholic beverages. Just print them out, blow them up and stick them next to your DIY bar. And, yes, we’ll have a Snake Bite while you’re there.

(check out more inebriated infographs at Fabio Rex’s photostream)