VIDEO: Contrary to popular belief, the messiest part about a break-up is actually not the process, but how to divide the stuff you guys shared money to buy. Like, who gets to keep that limited edition, money-can’t-buy 20-feet Optimus Prime statue? Or what about the pet sugar glider that knows how to perform party tricks? Or worse, that beach-view apartment both of you starved your ass off to buy? We have the answer.