This just in: Women whose names end with the letter ‘a’ have, um, more bedding mates than normal.

Turns out that French dating site Smartdate analysed their customers, and found that ladies with names such as Tania and Laura have more sexual partners than those with names like Doris and Frumpy.

We’re scanning the office now. And planning our sweetest lines on Alina the Clerk and Lala the DHL Girl.

(via Time)